plenty of fuck

OH OF COURSE.

2011-07-24T22:03:00.000-07:00

ts arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:35:37 AM)
hey

Traci says: (12:35:46 AM)
hi

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:35:59 AM)
long time

Traci says: (12:38:04 AM)
ah yep... guess so

Traci says: (12:42:22 AM)
so

Traci says: (12:42:28 AM)
who is this?

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:42:37 AM)
ssup gorgeous

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:42:41 AM)
john

Traci says: (12:43:10 AM)
ok

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:44:59 AM)
you dont remeber

Traci says: (12:48:08 AM)
no

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:49:51 AM)
u single

Traci says: (12:50:15 AM)
why?

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:52:30 AM)
jw

Traci says: (12:52:51 AM)
yes

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:53:51 AM)
k wanna get to know each other

Traci says: (1:01:16 AM)
not really

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:05:07 AM)
why

Traci says: (1:05:48 AM)
because i don't want to know you

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:10:14 AM)
is it cause your a stuck up fat bitch slut that flahes

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:10:29 AM)
her shit around

Traci says: (1:10:51 AM)
oh of course

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:11:17 AM)
though so

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:11:38 AM)
bye stuck up ugly ft emo bitch hahaha

Traci says: (1:11:43 AM)
yep

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:11:57 AM)
no wonder your single

Traci says: (1:12:01 AM)
uh huh

Traci says: (1:12:04 AM)
good day sir

NSA

2011-07-10T22:04:00.000-07:00

May 25, 2011 – 6:39am

Hey would you be interested in a NSA Discrete Encounter?
-codbass

May 25, 2011 – 8:46am

Hey would you be interested in chatting to see if we click for a NSA Discrete Encounter?

May 25, 2011 – 12:33pm

no.
-me

Jul 6, 2011 – 7:01am
Hey how are you? Would you be interested in chatting and see if we click?. So you know my intentions are no strings attached, discreet sex. Please take a look at my profile and let me know.
-codbass

Jul 6, 2011 – 1:39pm
Pretty sure I've told you before that I wasn't interested.
-me

Nope, I have not contacted you. But ya thanks for not being interested I checked your file pics and ya no thanks but good luck.
-codbass

You first contacted me on May 25th. Just an fyi. Good luck to yourself.
-me

Hmm, thanks for letting me know it seems someone must have hacked into my account or OkCupid is up to their shit again.
-codbass

I love when you reject a dude, and immediately after they have to make excuses, call me ugly, pretend they actually didn't message me when it's PRETTY CLEAR it was the exact same person.

I SAID GOOD DAY.

2011-07-10T21:57:00.000-07:00

mike says: (1:53:06 PM)
Someone must of done something nasty to u ....i think yr crazy and u need help with a shrink or whatever.....i barely even flirted with u..

mike says: (1:53:50 PM)
I once said i think your sweet and u throw in my face that u wont inv me over and fuck me....omg when u said it ...

mike says: (1:54:15 PM)
I was shocked ....fuck all i want was only a friend

mike says: (1:54:29 PM)
U fucking cunt had to ruin it

mike says: (1:54:40 PM)
So ya buh bye

mike says: (1:54:50 PM)
Fucking soar looooser

mike says: (1:55:13 PM)
I sure as hell dont need ppl like u

Traci says: (1:55:23 PM)
oh for fuck sakes. relax bro. you tried flirting with me the other day... asked me if i would tease you if you were sitting on my chair in the room... and i said i wasn't interested. and now i'm a bitch because i was being honest with you. which is something you tell me all the damn time. that you're honest and open.

Traci says: (1:56:03 PM)
and i sure as hell don't need fucking emotional basketcases like you that can't even handle a simple "not interested". GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR.

I really wanted him to say something else so I could reply with "I SAID GOOD DAY.".

Who the Fuck is CJ?

2011-06-21T11:13:00.000-07:00

c.j says: (2:13:22 PM)
hey sexy long time

Traci says: (2:13:36 PM)
hello. who is this?

c.j says: (2:14:07 PM)
cj

c.j says: (2:14:51 PM)
how u been

Traci says: (2:15:39 PM)
i don't know who cj is.

Traci says: (2:15:51 PM)
but i'm alright.

c.j says: (2:16:29 PM)
use 2 talk alot

Traci says: (2:17:23 PM)
ok

Traci says: (2:17:38 PM)
well clearly i don't remember. where are you from?

c.j says: (2:18:03 PM)
u got cam?

c.j says: (2:18:22 PM)
im from ontario

Traci says: (2:20:36 PM)
dude... not interested in sexy chatting with you so don't bother

c.j says: (2:21:13 PM)
uh pardon

Traci says: (2:21:50 PM)
yeah i'm not new to the internet sir. why else would you ask if i have a cam

I'm probably unnecessarily annoyed by this dude trying to chat me up today. But fuck, get a life.

2011-03-23T18:00:00.000-07:00

thats too bad

Happens

mmhmm
so what are you into?

You go first

in what way are we talkin

Are you serious?

yes?

Haha. Are you asking me what I'm into sexually?
Like, do I have any kinks?

wasnt actually
but you can answer if you wish... im open minded

My bad.

but eveeryone has kinks
me and my sister are into diapers

Some like to think they do.
You know this about your sister?

yup

How'd that com up in conversation?

Walked in on her in one
your turn for a kink :P

shibari

...which is?

Japanese rope bondage

oh bongage
fun times
anything else? incest? scat? pee? animals? kids? etc?

None of those.

any others in general?

group sex
public sex

fun
crossdressers?

Sure

what do you like?
like, what kind? or just enjoy the thought of penis in panties>/i>

BLOCKED

hi

2011-03-03T09:48:00.001-08:00
hi sexy looking good holla at me

hi

2011-03-03T09:45:00.000-08:00
DAM U ARE HOT

(YES THANK YOU.)

Dam..you wanna meet up

hi

2011-03-03T09:44:00.001-08:00
I love those curves...especially the booty!

hi

2011-03-03T09:43:00.002-08:00
Hey! I'd def. want you in control! ;) haha

omg

2011-03-03T09:43:00.001-08:00
Yummy! That's all I can say! How's it goin? I'm Preston I'm 5"11 166pounds very athletic attractive 25years old. I'm a BBw fan^_^

lets chat

2011-03-03T09:40:00.000-08:00
hi,its peter love ur pics give me a call(6*7)405-9*76,let chat.

hi

2011-02-28T07:46:00.001-08:00
i grew a beard

which position is your fav?

Hair

2011-02-15T10:48:00.001-08:00
If I have a goatee, does that help me out at
all?

Hi

2011-02-15T10:46:00.000-08:00
Hello, I hope my tiny is enough for you :)
u look like a fun girl :P
Hope to read from you.

(I don't know what "tiny" is, but he's black so he can't be THAT tiny. See what I did there?)

Hi

2011-02-15T10:45:00.001-08:00
I can grow a small a mustashe if you want me too:-) I like you smile your thighs, tatoos on you skin, your photography and the yellow Kefeya.

Thank you.

Ken.

Hang Out

2011-02-15T10:41:00.000-08:00
Hi you look so nice i wish talk with U, just let me know if you re intersting p.s..

(10 hours later...)

Hi you look nice, and wish talk with U, if your intersted let me know

(one minute later...)

I'd like meet U

(No thanks.)

My life.

2011-02-11T20:11:00.000-08:00
Justin says: (11:09:59 PM)
i love thine lips

Traci says: (11:10:13 PM)
haha... what?

Traci says: (11:10:18 PM)
who is this?

Justin says: (11:11:07 PM)
justin from pof

Traci says: (11:11:21 PM)
haha... doesn't help

Justin says: (11:11:52 PM)
i think u used to tease me on here

Traci says: (11:12:04 PM)
haha ook

Traci says: (11:12:11 PM)
hahaha... there's so many of those

Justin says: (11:12:28 PM)
you were really good at teasing me with your lips

Justin says: (11:12:31 PM)
and ur feet i think

Traci says: (11:12:46 PM)
haha... i hate feet

Traci says: (11:12:55 PM)
i think you are mistaken

Justin says: (11:13:00 PM)
maybe it was ur calves

Traci says: (11:13:29 PM)
uh... i have no idea

Justin says: (11:13:51 PM)
can i have a traci tease

Traci says: (11:15:47 PM)
hahahahha

Justin says: (11:17:40 PM)
torture meee

Traci says: (11:18:10 PM)
uh no thanks

Traci says: (11:18:46 PM)
where are you from?

Justin says: (11:19:00 PM)
kw

Justin says: (11:19:01 PM)
you?

Traci says: (11:19:30 PM)
ottawa

Justin says: (11:19:50 PM)
do u have muscley traci legs

hi

2011-02-08T10:58:00.001-08:00
u r sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, wats yr number sugar pie? i would love to party with ya

hello there

2011-02-06T20:31:00.000-08:00
Hey

How are you?

Enjoying your weekend?

Taking a car ride and you sucking my c*** would be nice.

J

(So maybe I'll bring this blog back. Hard not too with gold like this.)

wow

2009-12-13T05:01:00.000-08:00
Hi My name is Tony. I like your tats,,,really sexy.i would like to take you out for dinner drinks.... what ever, I must admit I dont kvow half the things listed in your intrests,,,that could be cool getting you to show me new stuff.Im a 300 lb biker looking dude...Im sure Id fit right in at a nerd core hip hop party tee hee. whats ners core. your so hot i will get a pocket protector to increase my chances of dating you ha ha. if you want to chat my msn email is tonys1h*****ns@live.ca cheers tony

(Hello. i like when people have no idea what my interests are. makes me feel cool. heh.)

i understand the savage sex thing im part mohawk want to talk on phone my cel is 5*2-0*4*

( Haha i don't think you do. it's a sex colum by a gay man named dan savage. sorry, i'm not interested in calling you.)

cool cool

(I think he's accusing me of being a racist.)

I'm gonna fill HIS anus full of gayness.

2009-11-18T07:10:00.000-08:00
Mark says: (9:54:11 AM)
Hi sexy

Traci, gonna fill your anus full of gayness. says: (9:54:22 AM)
hello

Mark says: (9:54:35 AM)
Whatcha doin

Traci, gonna fill your anus full of gayness. says: (9:55:05 AM)
watching freaks and geeks

Mark says: (9:55:39 AM)
What's that on

Traci, gonna fill your anus full of gayness. says: (9:56:37 AM)
on dvd

Mark says: (9:56:53 AM)
What's it about

Traci, gonna fill your anus full of gayness. says: (9:57:13 AM)
um high school kids that are freaks and geeks

Mark says: (9:57:37 AM)
Ok

Traci, gonna fill your anus full of gayness. says: (9:59:32 AM)
um yep

Mark says: (9:59:36 AM)
Whatcha wearin today

Traci, gonna fill your anus full of gayness. says: (10:00:09 AM)
jeans and a shirt

Mark says: (10:00:22 AM)
What else?

Traci, gonna fill your anus full of gayness. says: (10:00:35 AM)
a sweater?

Mark says: (10:00:48 AM)
Bra panties?

Traci, gonna fill your anus full of gayness. says: (10:01:05 AM)
those are a given...

Mark says: (10:01:25 AM)
Ok. Thong?

Traci, gonna fill your anus full of gayness. says: (10:01:51 AM)
no. thongs are for whores and fat chicks that think theyre porn stars

Mark says: (10:02:52 AM)
What are they then.

Traci, gonna fill your anus full of gayness. says: (10:03:03 AM)
regular underwear... why?

Mark says: (10:03:23 AM)
Curious. Are you shaved to?

Traci, gonna fill your anus full of gayness. says: (10:04:48 AM)
no i don't shave

Mark says: (10:05:02 AM)
Ok

Mark says: (10:05:14 AM)
How big are your tits

Traci, gonna fill your anus full of gayness. says: (10:05:23 AM)
big enough to get noticed

Mark says: (10:05:43 AM)
Really I would love to see them

Traci, gonna fill your anus full of gayness. says: (10:07:05 AM)
i bet

Mark says: (10:07:20 AM)
Is that bad of me

Traci, gonna fill your anus full of gayness. says: (10:09:29 AM)
you must be bored and horny... cause you only talk to me about this crap, and ask me the same questions every time... you never seem to notice my lack of interest

Your Subject Line here

2009-11-17T00:24:00.000-08:00
Message One:
can we hang out

(To which I responded "um i don't know... who are you?")

Message Two:
Jonny :p :) lol. whos this

Message Three: (sent 12 hours later)
i want to eat your **** hole..right now.
(I guess he got a little impatient, and wanted to get right to the point.)

hi

2009-11-16T22:16:00.000-08:00
hello Princess,

how r u?
I am just wondering if you wanna get to know eachother more
please let me know

Cheers
A

(Princess... ew.)

hello

2009-11-16T22:15:00.001-08:00
i like your tatts, and your clevage...my name is Steve.

Your Subject Line her

2009-11-16T22:06:00.000-08:00
your extremely hot! And I must say that first
pic is a major turn on

(The first picture is of my boobs, naturally.)

hiiii

2009-11-16T22:05:00.001-08:00
Hi there.. how are you ? i do find that your profile is very interesting.. and i am interested to get to know each other..so, if u like my profile please write me back i would wait.

bye for now

ox

andy

Your Subject Line here

2009-11-16T22:04:00.000-08:00
male 34 fit cute call me. 8*0 58*5

(Gee thanks...)

Ahoyyyy

2009-11-16T22:02:00.000-08:00
Just wanted to let you know you can control my tiny ass anytime you visit montreal let me know if you want to grab a pint and roam with fun attached. Hawt bloody slacker lady!!!

hi

2009-11-16T22:01:00.000-08:00
how would you like your ass licked

2009-11-06T21:56:00.000-08:00
bluntburner420@hotmail.com says:
are you inmature

Traci, talk is cheap and lies are expensive. says:
um excuse me?

bluntburner420@hotmail.com says:
inmature

Traci, talk is cheap and lies are expensive. says:
ok... and why?
i think you're the one that's immature

bluntburner420@hotmail.com says:
how am i inmature i dont act like im 18 years old
you on the other hanfd think your a teenager

Traci, talk is cheap and lies are expensive. says:
i do? how would you know? you don't even know me

bluntburner420@hotmail.com says:
because you told me
tht is how i know
you told me before you feel like you are a teenager\
and it goes to show how you tlk to me
tht is all
then you open my convo box n read and dont respond

Traci, talk is cheap and lies are expensive. says:
um ok. i really have no idea what you're talking about.

bluntburner420@hotmail.com says:
inmaturity at its finest
tht is all

Traci, talk is cheap and lies are expensive. says:
get a fucking life. stop bothering me just because i don't want to go on a date with you... jesus christ

bluntburner420@hotmail.com says:
ju
just cause i wanna hang out with you
you act inmature

Traci, talk is cheap and lies are expensive. says:
you're just made because i turn you down. that doesn't call for insults.
mad*

bluntburner420@hotmail.com says:
lol do you think im mad cause an inmature girl who dosent act her age wont see me lol
at you
im better then you could get anyway and i could get better i just thought you were cool so i would give you a chance
i dont really want to date someone who is broke all the time
or would you like to just go for coffee one time

Traci, talk is cheap and lies are expensive. says:
wow... i work my ass off. i don't have time to be insulted by some random guy on the internet

bun says:
im not random

Traci, talk is cheap and lies are expensive. says:
oh no?

bun says:
no
im someone

Traci, talk is cheap and lies are expensive. says:
you're better than i can get? are you kidding me?
rude

bun says:
well i was just blowing off steam and i think i am
lol

Traci, talk is cheap and lies are expensive. says:
then why are you wasting your time talking to me?

bun says:
cause i wanna see if you are a nice person
cause i think your cute

Traci, talk is cheap and lies are expensive. says:
well i am nice. but it doesn't seem that you are.
you don't get a date my tossing out insults

bun says:
im sorry
by tossing

Traci, talk is cheap and lies are expensive. says:
yeah...

bun says:
well
then

Traci, talk is cheap and lies are expensive. says:
not interested

bun says:
your loss

Traci, talk is cheap and lies are expensive. says:
yeah fine. i got it.
you're not my type

bun says:
how so
whats your type
ugly guys
lol

Traci, talk is cheap and lies are expensive. says:
well first off... not someone as cocky as you

bun says:
do youlike guys tht wear tappered pants
im not cocky
how would i be cocky

Traci, talk is cheap and lies are expensive. says:
you're full of yourself

bun says:
i just want to see you i just know i can get women
i just know for a fact

Traci, talk is cheap and lies are expensive. says:
and you're pissed because you're not getting me. look i get it. but we wouldn't get along

bun says:
how wouldent we get along how do you think tht you never met me

Traci, talk is cheap and lies are expensive. says:
well how do you think i'm immature?

bun says:
i dunno

Traci, talk is cheap and lies are expensive. says:
exactly

bun says:
just cause lastime we talked you were in a bad mood and took it out on me
well why dont we just hang out one time

Traci, talk is cheap and lies are expensive. says:
haha ok. i don't even remember the last time we talked... like 2 months ago?

bun says:
no like 2 weeks

Traci, talk is cheap and lies are expensive. says:
haha no it wasn't

bun says:
ya it was
you were in a bad mood
i can vring up the convoi and paste it to you
i like your tats
do you drink tea or coffee

Traci, talk is cheap and lies are expensive. says:
coffee

bun says:
what are youi doing for work these days
my buddie had to put his dog down today due to cancer
i helped him raise it i cried today
so did he

Traci, talk is cheap and lies are expensive. says:
that's sad

bun says:
i know
im sorry i think tht is why io was being rude sorry i was rude im just upset n i houldent take it out on people just have noone to hug or tlk to

Traci, talk is cheap and lies are expensive. says:
aw

bun says:
yeah
it sucks shit
horse shit to be exact
i wish you could hug me
but you seem to hate me im not better im just sad

Traci, talk is cheap and lies are expensive. says:
haha you have serious bi polar issues

bun says:
nono
lol im not bi polar i have a friend who is trust me on tht one

Traci, talk is cheap and lies are expensive. says:
then why the mood change all of a sudden

bun says:
cause i just wanna see you
tht is all and i am sorry foor being rude cause i was just thinkin of alot of things
i have a kid also and the mother acts like he is hers and she owns him it sucks

Traci, talk is cheap and lies are expensive. says:
so you're taking it out on me?

bun says:
no
everyone lol
but im sorry i said anything rude to you
cause i truly like you
so i dunno what else to say up too you if you wanna see me at all if not im just run to a corner n cry lol\

Traci, talk is cheap and lies are expensive. says:
haha

bun says:
plus i wouldent mind some pro pics taken of my dogs
since you are a potographer por
pro

Traci, talk is cheap and lies are expensive. says:
i am indeed

bun says:
now how is conceeded lol jk
aha
so can you give my dumb ass a chance or what

Traci, talk is cheap and lies are expensive. says:
uh i dunno... maybe some night next week

bun says:
wow cool
would you ever kiss a tard like moi

Traci, talk is cheap and lies are expensive. says:
ahaha... i don't know... i'm not even thinking that far

(Are you fucking kidding me with this conversation right now? This guy randomly messages me every 2 months, and gets pissed off when I turn him down every time. Real classy dude.)

ewwwwwwww

2009-11-04T06:18:00.000-08:00
you look like your 40

(Thanks. You look like a 17-year-old boy who spends all day in the shower, jerking off. Especially with a username like FeelsSoCold.)

hello beautiful

2009-10-30T07:39:00.001-07:00
nice cleavage ; )

hi

2009-10-30T07:37:00.000-07:00
i love your tits

ouf...

2009-10-30T07:32:00.000-07:00
You like deep throating at all? lol

hooking up

2009-10-30T07:29:00.000-07:00
hey i was just wondering if you want to get together for a little alone time if you catch my drift so if you want message me back beautiful

im all urs

2009-10-21T21:41:00.000-07:00
u r realy looking so so hot
im a young concordia stud at ur service
im athletic and very well equiped just 4 u
lets chat
i look older and am more built than in the pic
do you have msn
mine is bigandhungry@live.ca
xxx

hello

2009-10-21T21:35:00.000-07:00
Hey beautiful how are you ? u really look amazing i was checking u out caz i would like to know each other hopefully ill hear back from u sometimes soon.Thanks. xox

Intrigued...

2009-10-21T21:32:00.000-07:00
Hey there,

Noticed your profile, figured I would send you a quick email. I am a very easy going guy that loves sports, a little sarcastic, 420 friendly and also I happen to be a VERY kinky bi guy.

Care for a few lame questions:

1) Name a couple of pet peeves?
2) When going to a zoo - favourite animal to see?
3) Would love to know some of your favourite bands?

Talk soon,
Jeff

(I wonder what he thinks is kinky? Handcuffs? Ha, please.)

hi there

2009-10-21T21:31:00.000-07:00
your so hot,wow,whenwill you watch this older man on cam,lol,when oh when,lol

In control, are you?

2009-10-13T23:23:00.000-07:00
Hi there,

How's it going? What are you up to tonight? I'm just bored with nothing better to do, lol... kinda desperate. Basically what I'm looking for tonight is someone to maybe lay down, cuddle with, grind into, slide into. Interested?

(I'm still so distracted by the previous post. So goddamn disturbing. Also, why are all the cute guys such horny assholes? Cool it cute guys, I don't want to fuck you, I just want to look at you.)

Sweet Baby Jesus...

2009-10-13T22:35:00.000-07:00
(While checking out my OKCupid - which is usually a waste of time because no one ever messages me on there - this WONDERFUL picture of some clearly disturbed shit porn lover TAKING A SHIT popped onto my news feed. OMG. There were 3, THREE, pictures of this man in various positions, with various amounts of SHIT coming out of his ass. I censored it for you. But I had to look at it. And now I want to die. After I'm done laughing my ass off!)

hey!!

2009-10-13T22:33:00.000-07:00
hey you!! gorgeous pix;) ur boobs are hugeee;) lol messgae me back if u want:) xox

death

2009-10-13T22:32:00.001-07:00
i wanna bite your boob

(Alrighty...)

I Suck!

2009-10-13T22:30:00.000-07:00
if you were in total control, would you be into watching me masturbate?

(Yes you do.)

Do U ever give up control?

2009-10-01T21:21:00.000-07:00
Nice curves.
Dangerous.
What r u looking for?

Get Back,
Gordie

(Gordie? Is he a man-child?)

hey

2009-10-01T21:19:00.000-07:00
nice dont be shy tex me an ill show you my snake wink wink 613 3*4 87*5 mike

(oooh! He has a pet snake.)

cup size?

2009-09-30T23:51:00.000-07:00
screennameapick: hey
screennameapick: how are you?
givemebeauty: hello
givemebeauty:i'm alright. you?
screennameapick:horny?givemebeauty:um no
screennameapick:what ae you looking for?
givemebeauty:friends...
givemebeauty:no interested in sex
screennameapick:you very sexual?
givemebeauty:not interested....
screennameapick:cup size?
givemebeauty:wow....
givemebeauty:don't know when to quit?
screennameapick:what do you mean?
screennameapick:cup size?
givemebeauty:i told yoou i wasn't interested
screennameapick:i understand
screennameapick:cup size?
givemebeauty:hahahha why do you keep asking me?
screennameapick:why not?
screennameapick:id like to know
screennameapick:cup size?
givemebeauty:well i'm not sharing that info with you
screennameapick:cup size?
givemebeauty:too big for you to handle babe
screennameapick:never too big
screennameapick:cup size?
givemebeauty:wow
screennameapick:cup size?
givemebeauty:ughhhh
screennameapick:cup size?
givemebeauty:bahahahah
screennameapick:cup size?
givemebeauty:dude really
givemebeauty:give it up
screennameapick:cup size?
givemebeauty:bye
screennameapick:cup size?

(I burst out laughing during this enlightening conversation.)

I've got hippie bush, fuck you.

2009-09-28T09:47:00.000-07:00
Mark says: (12:23:40 PM)
Hey how are ya

Traci, life would be way easier if I were easier. says: (12:24:21 PM)
hello

Traci, life would be way easier if I were easier. says: (12:24:25 PM)
i'm alright

Mark says: (12:24:35 PM)
Whatcha up to

Mark says: (12:36:23 PM)
You're quiet

Traci, life would be way easier if I were easier. says: (12:37:05 PM)
i'm laying in bed checking my emails etc. nothing exciting

Mark says: (12:37:31 PM)
Oh ya. Whatcha wearin in bed hehe

Traci, life would be way easier if I were easier. says: (12:38:00 PM)
umm a tshirt

Mark says: (12:38:12 PM)
That's it?

Traci, life would be way easier if I were easier. says: (12:38:56 PM)
yep guess so

Mark says: (12:39:06 PM)
Nice

Mark says: (12:39:13 PM)
Love to see that

Mark says: (12:40:23 PM)
Do you have a nice ass

Traci, life would be way easier if I were easier. says: (12:40:50 PM)
no....

Mark says: (12:41:43 PM)
Why do you say that

Traci, life would be way easier if I were easier. says: (12:42:40 PM)
haha cause it's not nice... just fat

Mark says: (12:43:34 PM)
I'd still love to see all of you

Mark says: (12:43:39 PM)
Are you shaved?

Traci, life would be way easier if I were easier. says: (12:43:48 PM)
no

Mark says: (12:44:28 PM)
Trimmed

Traci, life would be way easier if I were easier. says: (12:44:59 PM)
no

Mark says: (12:45:01 PM)
Where in ottawa are you

Mark says: (12:45:33 PM)
Where in ottawa are you

Traci, life would be way easier if I were easier. says: (12:45:43 PM)
doowntown

Mark says: (12:46:21 PM)
Ok are you looking to get fucked

Traci, life would be way easier if I were easier. says: (12:47:03 PM)
noope

Mark says: (12:47:16 PM)
Aww not at all

Traci, life would be way easier if I were easier. says: (12:47:49 PM)
nope not interested

Mark says: (12:47:58 PM)
Ok

(Ugh dude, I just woke up. And why the fuck would I shave my bush? I don't even shave my fucking legs.)

hello from tony, montreal

2009-09-24T23:12:00.000-07:00
Hello There, I like your profile and thought to say hello. I am tony, 6.1 ft, in good health, good sense of humor, simple and very gentle. If you have any question, please feel free to ask. Hope to talk more if you interested as good start of friendship>>>, bye for now, tony

( I can hardly understand what he's trying to say. He must be french.)

scary!

2009-09-24T23:09:00.001-07:00
you are scary looking!

(My favorite message fo sho. Hahahahaha.)

scary!

2009-09-24T23:09:00.000-07:00
you are scary looking!

(My favorite message fo sho. Hahahahaha.)

hi there

2009-09-24T23:08:00.001-07:00
hot pics....curvaliscious ;)

heyy:)

2009-09-24T23:07:00.000-07:00
whats up love ur pics really into them;) u got msn or anything?:)

tonite

2009-09-24T23:05:00.000-07:00
looking to hoo
k up now, you in?

hi there

2009-09-24T23:04:00.002-07:00
awesome clevage

shazza

2009-09-24T23:04:00.001-07:00
i want to fall asleep inside u

(This is some like crazy serial killer shit.)

mmm

2009-09-24T23:03:00.001-07:00
love the sweet cleavage pics ^^

shit porn

2009-08-31T23:38:00.000-07:00
jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:17:13 AM)
hey wanna suck some penis

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says: (2:17:21 AM)
um no

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:17:29 AM)
ha ha ha why

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:17:58 AM)
its a foot long and its fresh

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says: (2:18:05 AM)
ew

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:18:22 AM)
what are u saying i know u like that kinda thing

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:19:41 AM)
hey u and a couple of your girls should come see me and my boy and u could sit on our faces and u and your friend can piss and shit in our mouths than well make out mmmmm tasty corn

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:19:46 AM)
:P

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says: (2:20:23 AM)
yeah ok

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says: (2:20:24 AM)
sure

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says: (2:20:27 AM)
sounds fun

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:20:55 AM)
right on where u wanna meet up and get this done

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says: (2:21:37 AM)
we can meet downtown... do it in the streets. get a show going. a live 2girls1cup

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:22:44 AM)
but i want u shit straight in to my mouth directly from your asshole that i would lick it dry after u pissed in my face

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says: (2:23:14 AM)
i'll use your face as the cup

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:24:09 AM)
yeah yeah ha ha ha

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:24:26 AM)
:Ptasty corn

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:24:33 AM)
and cucumber

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says: (2:24:39 AM)
yeah

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says: (2:24:41 AM)
hot

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:24:54 AM)
i know eh

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says: (2:24:59 AM)
who is this?

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:25:06 AM)
so u wanna chill

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:25:58 AM)
here baby im gonna take off my pants right now for u i got a bucket of shit to rub my dick in and think about u and your deep brown eye

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:27:07 AM)
ill lick u where u shit im in the east end near vanier

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:27:59 AM)
soo

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says: (2:28:16 AM)
no thanks. i'm busy shitting on other people

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:28:34 AM)
share the wealth

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:28:55 AM)
dont be a shit jew

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says: (2:29:01 AM)
i love jews

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:29:18 AM)
me 2

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:30:13 AM)
allot of them have shit fetishes

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says: (2:30:42 AM)
sure...

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says: (2:30:54 AM)
anyway... interesting chat. don't message me again. thanks

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:31:16 AM)
so give me a taste give me a taste of that brown juicy stuff

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:31:28 AM)
i like the diahria the best

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:31:44 AM)
i like the sound it makes when it comes out

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:32:01 AM)
the sound of a blocked drain turns me on

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:32:28 AM)
:Plook its dripping on my tongue:P

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:33:10 AM)
your shit is like a magnet my tongue doesnt miss a peace

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says: (2:33:31 AM)
keep going

jaredtufts@hotmail.com says: (2:33:33 AM)
or a corn

(Live 2girls1cup @ this guy's house.)

interested

2009-08-24T13:36:00.001-07:00
hey looking for discreet sex or fun no strings attached im taken and do not want that to change so must be discreet. I do have a pic and if u want to know more or are interested love to hear back from you

hey

2009-08-24T13:28:00.001-07:00
nice tits, can i get a better look?

damn

2009-08-24T13:23:00.000-07:00
hey u r hot

can we please chat

hi there

2009-08-24T13:22:00.000-07:00
wow,you really are hot,just awesome,lol

incoming message

2009-08-24T13:20:00.000-07:00
whoa thats chesty

He's a photographer, so that means he should get naked pictures of me. You know, for critiquing... with his dick.

2009-07-25T22:18:00.000-07:00
anjoy515@hotmail.com says:
heyy how r ya

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
hello

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
not bad... you?

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
pretty good

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
where r u from

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
ottawa

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
oh yea can u send me a few pics

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
no i'm not i'm my own computer...

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
plus you've seen a bunch on my pof

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
oh do u take sexy pictures .. j.w. because i am a photographer

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
a photographer?

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
me too... how convenient

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
yes mam

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
wow

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
we could take pics of eachother

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
haha i guess so

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
do u like nude pictures

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
usually

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
yea you dont have any right now though

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
you mean nude pictures of me? or in general...

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
both

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
i don't like nude pictures of me. haha

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
why not

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
because i'm not the best model

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
what makes anyone the best

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
because more people like a certain thing better

fanjoy515@hotmail.com says:
i think you would outstanding in nude photos

Traci, I put poison in your drink and the antidote is in my penis. says:
meh i've done them, not that great

(Oh shit??! A real life photographer???! I've never met one of those before! Oh take naked pictures of me baby! Then fucking rape me in the ass. )

Oh no! Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden, Part II

2009-07-24T22:28:00.000-07:00
ts arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:49:55 AM)
ok you pick the subject

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:51:01 AM)
um.. favorite bands?

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:51:18 AM)
lots lol

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:51:41 AM)
cool...

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:51:52 AM)
all time fav is white chapel

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:52:28 AM)
never heard of them

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:57:58 AM)
check them out on youtube and go check me out as well type in search grimband666

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:58:08 AM)
cool

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:59:18 AM)
your fav band is kittie right??

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:59:54 AM)
no

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:00:00 AM)
alexisonfire

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:01:30 AM)
really their screamer sucks

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:01:51 AM)
no offence

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:01:59 AM)
are you goth?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:02:02 AM)
meh... i've been listening to them for years

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:02:05 AM)
no

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:02:26 AM)
i love your tats any piercings?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:03:54 AM)
my septum

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:04:23 AM)
which is again?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:05:28 AM)
my nose

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:06:01 AM)
oh lol i got my eyebrow and both ears

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:06:55 AM)
cool. my ears are stretched...

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:07:21 AM)
gaged?

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:07:25 AM)
gadged?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:07:41 AM)
yeah...

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:08:18 AM)
did you go see me on you tube?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:08:38 AM)
no i haven't yet.

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:08:41 AM)
about to noow

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:08:51 AM)
ok

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:08:59 AM)
what other bands you like

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:09:49 AM)
um... death from above 1979, the beatles, metric, kanye west...

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:10:05 AM)
oh

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:10:18 AM)
havent heeard of death from above in awhile

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:10:28 AM)
they broke up a long time ago

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:11:21 AM)
ah

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:11:29 AM)
yep...

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (1:13:14 AM)
what about death metal

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (1:14:16 AM)
nah not really... haven't really listening to that stuff since high school.

(So, you watched the video below, noticed that this guy says George of AOF sucks, and now you're laughing your ass off. Yes, quite good. Oh and you also noticed his missing tooth, and now you think we should date because that's sexy? Sweet, I'll hook it up.)

Oh my fuck.

2009-07-24T22:15:00.000-07:00

(hahahahahhahahahahahaha. Guy from below. So when he says he's a musician, he means plays fake Rock Band in his bedroom, while living with his parents. I love my life. )

Oh no! Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden, Part I

2009-07-24T21:47:00.000-07:00
Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:19:41 AM)
hello?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:20:00 AM)
hello

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:20:03 AM)
i havent heard kittie in a while

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:20:12 AM)
yeah they're a good time

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:20:45 AM)
so its about time i met a metal head

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:20:49 AM)
you gotta cam?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:21:15 AM)
haha

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:21:17 AM)
nope sorry

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:21:39 AM)
its cool your beautiful

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:21:46 AM)
haha... thanks

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:21:59 AM)
np you drive right

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:22:57 AM)
nope

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:23:00 AM)
uh you busy?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:23:15 AM)
no... not really

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:23:27 AM)
ok if we were to meet how would we

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:23:49 AM)
haha... uh i don't know

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:24:47 AM)
ok um what do you wanna know?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:25:39 AM)
haha... erm....

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:25:54 AM)
'im a musician

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:26:06 AM)
that's coool... you do that for a living?

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:26:16 AM)
yup

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:26:19 AM)
cool

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:26:33 AM)
what do you do for a living

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:26:40 AM)
work at a grocery store

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:26:53 AM)
i see where you from

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:27:29 AM)
ottawa

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:29:18 AM)
where in ottawa

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:29:55 AM)
china town

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:30:26 AM)
ah ok when can you come over and chill?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:31:14 AM)
where do you live?

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:32:14 AM)
carleton place

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:32:36 AM)
uh i dunno... i don't have a car

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:33:29 AM)
bus

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:34:51 AM)
i don't have money for a bus right now

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:36:45 AM)
well i didnt mean right now

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:37:11 AM)
haha well i didn't think so. i'm just saying... money is tight.

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:38:42 AM)
ya its like 60 bucks all together here and back to ottawa cause you gotta take a taxi to where i am when you get to carleton place

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:39:36 AM)
yeah... that won't be happening. sorry.

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:41:18 AM)
why]

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:41:48 AM)
because i'm not going all the way to carleton place to meet someone i don't know

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:42:02 AM)
why aren't you offering to come here?

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:42:15 AM)
what if we talk on the phone first?

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:42:33 AM)
cause i cant even get to carleton place let alone ottawa

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:42:49 AM)
why can't you?

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:43:13 AM)
cause i live in the sticks and i need a place to stay in ottawa

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:43:34 AM)
ok.... but it's ok for me to spend money to come and see you?

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:44:26 AM)
no if you come down when i have money ill pay for the taxi

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:45:04 AM)
sorry... i don't have extra money for this journey.

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:45:15 AM)
thats what im saying
Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:45:35 AM)
you just prolly would have to pay for the bus ticket

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:45:59 AM)
i don't have money for a bus ticket. like... no extra cash

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:46:24 AM)
well when you get some are you offering me a place to stay if i can get there?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:47:13 AM)
i don't know. i don't know you....

Its arma-goddamn-motherfucking-gedden says: (12:48:07 AM)
how about we talk on the phone for a few weeks?

Traci, why take diet pills when you can enjoy AIDS. says: (12:49:25 AM)
maybe. how aboout we talk on here for a bit, then we'll see

(I haven't met someone so pushy and annoying about meeting since I was in high school. And we're NOT talking about that story. ugh. Part II soon, because he's still talking to me, so get ready for the rest of this annoying shit show. I do it all in the name of this blog. So fucking READ IT.)

hello

2009-07-19T13:52:00.000-07:00
hello,ijust liked your face,u are nice,im 22 years old good looking guy,i realy wanna show u my..xxx..with webcam on msn,im serious and not wasteing your time,if u interested please erite me back and i wll send u my msn adress,thanks.

(Submitted by LM)

(Wow another rape on the English language. I can hardly read this. But what a nice guy for not wasting anyone's time. How sweet of him.)

hello

2009-07-19T13:33:00.001-07:00
I love your profile, and your not to bad yourself. If you wanna chat, get back to me.

Jeremy
Professional Stuntman
& Part Time Rock Star

(Hahahaha who signs a dating site message LIKE THAT?? Omg part time rock star?? Cream my jeans baby...)

hi there

2009-07-19T13:31:00.000-07:00
how are you toonight .just read you pro and no im older then you bot doint look or act my age .love playing games and hanging out and smoking and like to party .on weekend .would like rto chat nice tattos

(Nice rape on the English language. He's like 45.)

hello

2009-07-19T13:26:00.000-07:00
hey hey what are you doing tonight want to hook up give me a shout ??

(My reply: " i'm staying in tonight. i have to work tomorrow. sorry.")

well maybe a nother night hun so we could get hot and heavy ??

twin

2009-07-19T13:24:00.000-07:00
are u a twin

(Millionth message from this guy, and he keeps asking random stupid questions. My reply: "no...")

ok do u have msn i would like to chat with u

@@

2009-07-19T13:20:00.002-07:00
you are pretty much topless not coool

(My reply: "oh no?")

sorry left pof on at work my coligues are retarded and messaged people keep doin wat you do everyone is unique adn Jesus loves you for you and wats in your heart :)

(Made me laugh more. And couldn't think of anything witty to say.)

hey

2009-07-19T13:20:00.001-07:00
I'd love to cum all over those big tits !

(Sigh, my favorite emails!)

hey what's up?

2009-07-19T13:18:00.002-07:00
how is it going?

I was wondering if you are interested in getting to know each other and see how far we can go.

Let me know what u think

Cheers,

Amin

(How far we can go... where? Road trip?)

Hello Bella

2009-07-19T13:18:00.001-07:00
How u doing tonight baby.
Looking for Activity Partenaire tonight if u goog to go get me back.

I wonder if he likes fat chicks?

2009-06-24T19:57:00.000-07:00
chubby_cox: hey
[10:42:32 pm]me:hello
[10:42:43 pm]chubby_cox:how are you?
[10:43:03 pm]me:i'm doing ook. you?
[10:43:22 pm]chubby_cox:not to shabby thanks
[10:44:10 pm] me: cool cool
[10:44:23 pm]chubby_cox:so what are you looking for?
[10:44:28 pm]me:i notice you seem to have a problem with peeing on toilet seats?
[10:44:39 pm]me:friends i guess. i don't really do much on this site
[10:45:12 pm]chubby_cox:ha... I just didn't know what to write
[10:45:43 pm]me:haha i see
[10:46:34 pm]chubby_cox:damn your busty :)
[10:46:42 pm]me:haha... uh thanks
[10:46:53 pm]chubby_cox:don't remember me do you?
[10:47:14 pm]me: guess not
[10:49:02 pm]me:have we talked before?
[10:49:16 pm]chubby_cox:yeah on plenty of fish
[10:49:20 pm]me: ah i see
[10:49:24 pm]me: makes sense
[10:49:46 pm]chubby_cox:you shut me down hard
[10:50:10 pm]me:i was wondering why you were talking about my boobs... cause i'm not showing them on here
[10:50:27 pm]me:i did? haha sounds like me i guess
[10:50:37 pm]chubby_cox:yeah. I know.
[10:51:12 pm]chubby_cox:oh yeah you turned me down hardcore
[10:51:20 pm]me:so what did you say to me on POF to make me turn you down?
[10:51:59 pm]chubby_cox:not much just asked if you'd be interested in friends with benefits.
[10:52:14 pm] me: ah i see...
[10:52:20 pm]me:not my deal
[10:52:52 pm]chubby_cox:so yeah
[10:52:58 pm]me: yeah...
[10:53:08 pm]chubby_cox:I figured that.
[10:53:26 pm]me: haha yep
[10:53:49 pm]me:so you like fat chicks huh?
[10:54:02 pm]chubby_cox:still have the same answer?
[10:54:10 pm]me: yes...
[10:54:22 pm]chubby_cox:I like curves and big boobs... yeah
[10:54:34 pm]me: haha just cause i'm on a different site doesn't mean i want sex from this site.
[10:54:52 pm]chubby_cox:okay... just wanted to double check then
[10:55:07 pm]me: haha ok
[10:56:18 pm]chubby_cox:ok well take care.. I'll try again later.
[10:56:25 pm]me: bahahaha ok

Hi

2009-06-23T20:00:00.000-07:00

From: sexyhotrob
Sent: 9 minutes ago

Hi how are you? I like your profile and i think about sex alot too because i get turned on very easily. I am in Thunder Bay visiting a friend. I hope i can meet you when i get back to Ottawa. I am also going to Edmonton. I love to travel too. When i come back i hope you can leave me your phone number because i wanna have some fun and i need a good teacher.
Talk to you soon.

Rob

(Sometimes these people leave us speechless. But more often they leave us pissing our pants laughing.I laughed so hard my tampon shot out...)

hi there

2009-06-23T09:51:00.001-07:00
well i told you before,lol,wow,you are sooo sexy.i mean wow.As i said,i am older than you,but would give anything to see those hooters while you watch me on cam,wow,if your ever bored and reonsider,please let me know,lol,you are hottttttttttt

hey

2009-06-21T17:42:00.000-07:00
I'm a kind nice happy go lucky kind of guy looking for a women to be my master. I would love nothing more then for you to sit fullweight upon my face tell i beg for mercy.

(Just... wow.)

Miss used to make BB's...

2009-06-13T18:21:00.001-07:00
Hey U!

Did you put some kinda of kill switch in my BB?? every so often it shuts off with out my
consent what's up with that?? I never shut it off cause I'm an important person and I
need 24/7 communication....

Oh by the way I love your tats i have a thing for women and tats, also glasses so now u
know a few of my kinky likes.

Rob

SO HOTT

2009-06-13T18:11:00.000-07:00
yes

(Haha... thank you?)

hi

2009-06-13T18:09:00.000-07:00
My name is Steve. I liked your profile, you are also very cute, I like all the tatoo you have:) I would like to chat with to get to know you more. Maybe we can do something beautiful togheter:)

Steve xxx

Your Subject Line Heres

2009-06-13T18:04:00.001-07:00
Would you like to have me?

(In the butt...?)

Looking for a friend

2009-06-13T18:00:00.000-07:00
Hello She.z In Control,

I am looking for a good friend. I do not want to post my picture to the world but if you are interested I can send you an u-tube video.

Thanks,

Tom

(He's 42, I doubt we'd have much in common to become "good" friends.)

...

2009-06-13T17:47:00.000-07:00
just wanted to say hello, say im a scoripio, and hopefully
without any offense, i figured id come strait out and dodge the
hurtle that always blows up in my face in the end. very submissive,
and into certain fetishes. serious passion for lingerie and
sensuality, most of my interests are based around powerful women,
passionate women, and someone who can enjoy life outside the box.

with all that out there, how goes? i just wanna see if we could
chat, might actually have some things in common, but i figured id
be upfront as to not waste your time in case you find what im into
right strange and perverted. so, heres hoping that your one of the
few who can let sexuality be exactly that, and nothing more, and
maybe see past oddities.

cheers and hope to hear back from you.

brad.

(He sent the exact same thing to me twice. Also, his user name is nousefouraname. As in the number 4. I wonder if this was on purpose? Let's all hope. I didn't actually read his message through till right now, and he claims to be kinky... lingerie isn't something I would consider kinky. My left pinky is kinkier than him.)

Your Subject Line HereHiiiii

2009-06-05T19:47:00.000-07:00
From: lovegunner447 : Back from Afghanastan

hi how are you

(Might help if could spell the name of the country you just came back from a tour of duty in)

Dear Readers...You're Welcome

2009-06-03T15:37:00.000-07:00

(No words. Only laughter.)

heyy

2009-06-01T18:38:00.001-07:00
hey u lookin for sum fun , i love tats

not in the mood for your sexy chat

2009-06-01T18:18:00.000-07:00
Justin says: (8:45:42 PM)
oh nice name

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (8:45:55 PM)
haha thanks...

Justin says: (8:46:08 PM)
but my big one isnt there....

Justin says: (8:48:06 PM)
...

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (8:48:53 PM)
haha... uh huh...

Justin says: (8:49:08 PM)
is 9 inches big?

Justin says: (8:49:34 PM)
u topless in ure profile pic?

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (8:50:30 PM)
haha no

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (8:50:56 PM)
so are we going to be talking aboout your dick all night?

Justin says: (8:51:39 PM)
no but we can if u wanted

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (8:51:53 PM)
haha not really my thing

Justin says: (8:52:23 PM)
send me some pics of ya....u look kinda busty eh!

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (8:52:45 PM)
haha

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (8:53:06 PM)
why don't you send me a picture of you... since i don't know what you look like

Justin says: (8:53:20 PM)
u looking for it rough?

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (8:54:20 PM)
...what?

Justin says: (8:54:35 PM)
someone to give it to you rough? real rough

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (8:56:04 PM)
hahaha... oh you're gonna give it to me are ya?

Justin says: (8:57:04 PM)
if u like 9 and rough its possible!

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (8:58:47 PM)
haha

Justin says: (8:59:05 PM)
so you like it rough?

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (8:59:27 PM)
so are you going to send me a picture?

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (9:05:09 PM)
cool

Justin says: (9:05:28 PM)
gonna send me one and answer my question?

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (9:05:41 PM)
haha you've already seen pictures of me

Justin says: (9:06:55 PM)
rought and 9

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (9:07:17 PM)
haha ok

Justin says: (9:07:31 PM)
like anal?

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (9:09:23 PM)
um wow

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (9:09:31 PM)
how forward of you

Justin says: (9:10:15 PM)
im very open and not shy

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (9:10:39 PM)
i noticed

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (9:11:03 PM)
but what if i was? i don't think that very polite

Justin says: (9:11:34 PM)
im sure ull be ok

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (9:11:58 PM)
haha

Justin says: (9:12:09 PM)
so yes or no?

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (9:13:12 PM)
no i don't want it in my butt thanks

Justin says: (9:13:52 PM)
u swallow?

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (9:14:45 PM)
ugh.... can't we talk about something else?? anything... sheesh

Justin says: (9:15:44 PM)
ure kinda no fun eh i thoiught ud be more fun lol

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (9:16:19 PM)
i'm lots of fun... just not in the mood for your sexy chat...

Justin says: (9:16:29 PM)
that sucks...

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (9:16:45 PM)
for you obviously. haha

zomg_bored

2009-06-01T18:13:00.000-07:00

(Bahahahaha he's totally jerking it! Look where his hand is! omg! He also sent me this, which I forgot about because I was so excited about his picture.)

yo....... hate talking on this thang. gimme a buzz on msn if u want: soul***********@hotmail.com

hi there

2009-06-01T13:25:00.000-07:00
hiya,well i dont think your a nerd,i think your hot,very.Yeah,i am older than you,but thought i would say hi,if bored and wanna chat,that would be cool,if really bored,i do have a cam,lol,see the wild side,lol,let me know,thanks,,,,peace

(And then 4 minutes later...)

so thats a maybe right,lmao,ok maybe not

(To which I responded, yes you're too old.)

well you are welcome,and yeah a little to old,i agree,but not to watch my cam?lolok i am still trying,lol

hi

2009-06-01T13:23:00.000-07:00
Hi my name is leo how are you? I am wondering do you have yahoo or msn or aim messenger I would really like to chat with ..you.
oh.. one more thing umm do you have small feet?.

(What is with the obsession with feet? I HATE feet!)

a jar full of cocks floating in brine

2009-05-31T20:59:00.001-07:00
Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (11:41:12 PM)
hello

Pat - (8): (11:42:06 PM)
hey whats up

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (11:42:15 PM)
not much really... you?

Pat - (8)says: (11:43:19 PM)
same...chillin at home...kinda bored lol

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (11:43:34 PM)
haha

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (11:43:41 PM)
i'm watching lord of the rings

Pat - (8) says: (11:44:07 PM)
ooo fun...so yea...hope you dont mind me saying, but you look sexy in tattoos :P

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (11:44:23 PM)
haah thanks... i enjoy them

Pat - (8) says: (11:44:38 PM)
lol can i enjoy them? ;p lmao jkjk

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (11:44:43 PM)
haha

Pat - (8) says: (11:45:01 PM)
we could do some picture exchange

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (11:45:36 PM)
haha... what kind...

Pat - (8) says: (11:45:44 PM)
any kind

Pat - (8) says: (11:46:42 PM)
im completely open so i am comfortable with whatever...like i could send you something completely revealing and i wouldnt be embarrassed or anything and i wouldnt expect anything like it in return...im weird lol

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (11:47:19 PM)
haha

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (11:47:23 PM)
i see

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (11:47:38 PM)
well looking at pictures of dicks really isn't my deal...

Pat - (8) says: (11:48:10 PM)
lol i'm sure you would get a little smile if you looked at mine ;) lmao

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (11:50:12 PM)
hahaha

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (11:50:23 PM)
i'm sure it's lovely... still not my bag

Pat - (8) says: (11:50:42 PM)
lol you are right...it would be MY bag :P

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (11:51:02 PM)
haha

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (11:51:11 PM)
i guess that's true

Pat - (8) says: (11:51:42 PM)
lol well lets just say...if you like extra size....you might take a second glance at mine :P lmao

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (11:57:16 PM)
haha i see

(Another go-no-where msn chat with horny guys.)

hey gorgeous! :):) :)

2009-05-31T08:50:00.000-07:00
The return of poun_eater, who Traci first pointed out in this entry.

I'm Michel nice to meet you.Um...I dunno there's many things that I guess I like paranormal things that normal plp can't grasp becuz I've experienced some pretty weird shit. Um...and at the sametime I have a really strong faith and I don't push it on anyone yet I won't let anyone deny me of the truth as well.Anyways I'm 23 I have 5 piercings and 2 tats don't confuse that for me being tough cuz deep down I'm sensitive type of guy yet tough when I need to be. I like to listen to all sorts of christian alternative, christian metal ,metal core, hardcore, mainstream, speed metal, alternative,industrial,punk, progressive rock,classic rock, psychadelic rock, blues and a bit of everything really as long as it has a good beat and positive lyrics. I'm learning to play guitar and I'm also in the church quire and young adults group at church.although I got to church I'm not perfect and still make mistakes. I'm Honest, Loyal, Trustworthy, Patient, Compassionate, sweet,Understanding, Passive, Caring, Loving, Kind, Generous, Empathetic,down to earth, Sympathetic, Courageous, good sense of humour yet serious when I need to be, can be quite social or reserved at times, I love to help plp or to make plp feel good about themselves when I see that plp our in need.Um... I'd like to get to know you more if ur interested. I'm not the type of guy that's pushy I like to take my time to get to know plp and I'm not looking for a relationship I'm just gonna take it as it comes. If u have msn u can add me ill****_03@*******.com

(So you send me this...mess of a run on sentence twice, and only thing that is different is you put more smiley faces in the subject line? Well, I will defiantly read this assault on the English language now!

chat 1st ttyl

2009-05-30T14:02:00.000-07:00
hi there how are you male 33 ottawa i do have msn and yahoo and also a cam, sorry i dont post or send pics, i am a gen manager of a car dealership family buss,and married, looking for what your looking for, been very bored and very horny high sex drive here, cute and sexxy, can always call me and hook up and i can host, discreetion is a must and also i am not into mind games and BS, if you care to chat sometime, fill me in send me your msn or yahoo, ttys, bye for now.....

Babe, let me see that thoooong

2009-05-30T12:59:00.001-07:00

(Based on this guy's profile, I assume it's a joke but HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG HAHAHAHA. Amazing.)

i do

2009-05-30T12:46:00.001-07:00
lol those twins look delicious how are you

Bidness

2009-05-30T11:09:00.000-07:00
While Traci gets all the kinky freaks, and rude gang-stars, I get business propositions...

From: PARTYNOW69
Subject: Silk Screener

Hi there, I have a bit of a different question for you. I own a promotional business in the Ottawa Valley. I actually just bought the place. I get my silk screening done in Ottawa on colonnade rd. Is that the silk screening you mean, that goes on shirts and stuff? If so, can you send me the name of your work, so I can get prices from you guys.

(Why would this ever be a good idea?)

From: tennislover76
Subject: hello beautiful

First off this is not spam i just have no other way to reach Canadians.
I'm signed up with an online survey site based out of canada and they give me a decent fee to refer canadians. You wont get rich but u can make a few hundred a year when youre bored. Do you want me to refer you? All I need is email and first name and they'll send you an email.

(No way to reach Canadians?! Oh, Heaven above!)

love the tatts (part III msn version)

2009-05-30T10:58:00.000-07:00
(Holy fuck boring. This is why I don't like adding randos to my msn.)

Dan :P Miss U grand maman! says: (1:52:33 PM)
hey

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (1:52:42 PM)
hello

Dan :P Miss U grand maman! says: (1:52:51 PM)
whos this?

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (1:53:12 PM)
the girl you just told to add to msn cause i'd like your bod

Dan :P Miss U grand maman! says: (1:53:21 PM)
lol oh ok

Dan :P Miss U grand maman! says: (1:53:24 PM)
got a cam??

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (1:53:28 PM)
haah no

Dan :P Miss U grand maman! says: (1:53:33 PM)
ok

Dan :P Miss U grand maman! says: (1:53:45 PM)
so `sup??

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (1:53:53 PM)
not much really.. ou?
Dan :P Miss U grand maman! says: (1:54:02 PM)
notta

Dan :P Miss U grand maman! says: (1:54:05 PM)
u in ottawa?

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (1:54:54 PM)
yep

Dan :P Miss U grand maman! says: (1:55:01 PM)
same here

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (1:55:14 PM)
cool

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (1:57:31 PM)
so..

Dan :P Miss U grand maman! says: (1:57:44 PM)
so what u doing

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (1:58:03 PM)
nothing really. chillin on the couch

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (1:58:07 PM)
doing laudnry

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (1:58:10 PM)
fun times

Dan :P Miss U grand maman! says: (1:58:12 PM)
thats sucks

Traci, a jar full of cocks floating in brine. says: (1:58:18 PM)
haha i guess